For the cheap shit, I buy Famous Grouse - but I'm very flexible on that - if it ain't on offer and others are (like supermarket own label single malts) - then sometimes it don't make sense to buy the Grouse. Wouldn't buy Bells though
Interesting - but I'm more of a Speyside drinker. To me, Islay/Skye whiskies are a bit of a novelty/curiosity drink. I was once given a bottle of Talisker by a friend who visited the distillery - nice but definitely not a 'session' whisky!
They'll lick the parts longer that are manscaped. I've done extensive scientific research.
As per your monicker, that'll be your arse, then.
Arse or balls, I don't want a lass to linger too long there - I get a bit impatient if they don't move on. Any bloke that says different ain't qualified to ...