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Post by ruggbutt » Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:33 am

Haven't been around cuz life has been crazy since the black Jesus got re-elected. Seems that all the feral cats have disappeared in my neighborhood. It's been a target poor environment. I've had to visit some of my rancher buddies in southern AZ just to find something that moves quickly and deserves to be shot at. Granted, they say "Ay caramba" a lot when you're popping rounds at them but if god didn't intend us to shoot 'em, he wouldn't have rounded up and organized the retards to re-elect our fearless leader. Got a new old lady. She's hot and a total freak. Brings other girlies home for daddy. Haven't participated in such depraved sex acts since I quit playing music professionally over 15 years ago. Not sure if it's been since I left but some douchebag in a "green" car t-boned my pickup. Dipshit got face planted in the windshield. I went about 10 months of not being able to sleep all night. Doctors visits, MRI's and finally steroid shots in my neck vertebrae. I think Dipshit had state minimum coverage but daddy has half a mil coverage. Lawsuit is still pending but I'm thinking new Vette or something like that when it's all said and done. Was released from doctor's care this past February, felt like I was 25 again. No back pain, no neck pain and worked like a bull till a couple weeks ago. 26 y/o city worker (we'll call him Dipshit #2) rear ends me in a Mercedes Sprinter Van. Owned by the state of Arizona. He was working at the time. Neck hurts like a mofo again. My lawyer about shit when I called her from the scene asking if I get a discount on the second lawsuit. Dipshit #2 got diarrhea of the mouth and told me last November he rear ended someone on the freeway at 50mph. Think I'll be buying a second home this time around.

Anyhow, to the really good shit: As I always do I can take a bad situation and turn it around to my advantage. With Lord Obama being re-elected and doing his best to fuck over small businesses in general I decided to ask myself, what should I do to make things better? Considering the tax rate I'm in I just can't give any more. But I've decided to embrace the liberal mindset about paying more to help those that need the money. So what I've done is I've imposed a 25% tariff over and above my normal pricing for those who publicly embrace the black Jesus. Now I figured I'd make a few extra grand every couple of months but OMFG was I wrong!!! Our Sheriff (I call him the Lord God Joe Arpaio) has chased the Brown Horde™ from my state and with less illegals bringing prices down things are becoming normal again. That and shooting at them as they cross, many have just re-routed and are going to California instead. So I've gone out and bid work with a fair and honest price. Now some of these folks have their Obamanation bumper stickers so I just dump another $25% on top of that. And here's the funny thing: They're paying it! Finally, white guilt and expecting to give more of your hard earned income has been brainwashed into these idiots that I've done an extra $75k above what I'd have made had I not created the DPM (Dems Pay More) business model.

This has me thinking, what should Uncle Ruggie do to increase his income yet again next year? Besides DPM that is. I'm thinking MPM (Muslims Pay More). I mean, I'm an infidel and proud of it. I love me some swine. Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good. It makes perfect business sense. They have to hire an infidel to do the work cuz let's face it, there just aren't any muzzies in this state that aren't loaded. Black gold, Texas Tea. So hell, I was born a poor black child but I figure I deserve extra for the same work I'd do for a gun toting, Bible reading, Constitution loving American so that's my next business model. Damn, I'm brilliant! You don't get mad at these people for fucking up the world, this country or anything else like that. You make the fuckers pay for it. Not to lump them in with Dems or muzzies, but Canadians also pay more. cuz they want to. I charge a premium for my services to start with. Never once had a Canadian try to wiggle me down on price. They only want a quality job for a fair price. Gotta love that! And they insist you go to dinner with them and have a few beers. Even defended Canadians when a friend on Facebook said something bad about the snowbirds. Screw that, I'd work for the Canuckistanians exclusively if I could find that many of them to do the work for. The funny thing is, every Canadian I've worked for down here are conservative. This is an open carry state and they love guns. Granted, I'm talking about the ones that aren't from Quebec. We all know they're surrender monkeys like their bretheren from across the pond.

I'll be back to check on this post some time. Not sure when though. Hired 3 more employees (my ad said "American workers only"). My clients even like that I hire Americans, even the socialists. I'll stop by again when I 1) remember to 2) have the time. I trust that Slick is still full of douchebaggery and Res is still..........retarded and that Buzz has probably buried several hikers in the woods somewhere. What actually reminded me of this place was Dawg. I use the pic of his kid with the Hitler moustache as my Battefield 3 (and 4) avatar. I'd love to stay and chat but just don't have the time with Slick and Res and all the fap fap that goes on between those two. Chips should just give Res permission to fuck Slick. It's what they both want anyway.
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Re: Sup Fagz

Post by Reservoir_Dog » Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:45 am

Who the hell are you?
Fucking bots.

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Re: Sup Fagz

Post by fatman » Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:45 am

tl:dr
Sucks about the douchbag wankers who cant drive hope theres no lasting injuries from it all but at least its looks like you will clean up off of it.
And dude no homo but i think i love you :D Living the dream and all that

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Re: Sup Fagz

Post by callmeslick » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:02 am

well, sorry about the car accidents. Good to see you still have a sense of humor, even if no common sense whatsoever.
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Re: Sup Fagz

Post by Pudfark » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:43 am

Been missing yer words of wisdom, Rugg... :)

I really like yer "Up the Ante" strategy a lot...go ye forth and reap/sow. ;)
I see that two of the "aunties" have responded....ahead of me... :lol:

Just so ya know...the two "aunties" have abandoned their political views and exchanged them for the "bent over" view in the sports section...Seems the Aussies are "dominating" there.. ;)

Good to hear from you....next time....post pictures of yer playmates.... 8-)

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Re: Sup Fagz

Post by callmeslick » Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:00 am

Pudfark wrote:Just so ya know...the two "aunties" have abandoned their political views and exchanged them for the "bent over" view in the sports section...Seems the Aussies are "dominating" there.. ;)

Good to hear from you....next time....post pictures of yer playmates.... 8-)

truth--most of us, not just Res and I, have finally given up trying to have rational discussions with people capable of only spouting gibberish, posting cut and pastes and showing the IQ of slow-witted shrubbery. Geez, I long for Rugg and Dawg, seemingly rocket scientists compared to the entrails isolated in the Politics forum. Thus, we now have the usual goofy banter in this forum and the other subforums run as always(Armory,Sports, Arts, etc).
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Re: Sup Fagz

Post by Reservoir_Dog » Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:32 pm

callmeslick wrote:
Pudfark wrote:Just so ya know...the two "aunties" have abandoned their political views and exchanged them for the "bent over" view in the sports section...Seems the Aussies are "dominating" there.. ;)

Good to hear from you....next time....post pictures of yer playmates.... 8-)

truth--most of us, not just Res and I, have finally given up trying to have rational discussions with people capable of only spouting gibberish, posting cut and pastes and showing the IQ of slow-witted shrubbery. Geez, I long for Rugg and Dawg, seemingly rocket scientists compared to the entrails isolated in the Politics forum. Thus, we now have the usual goofy banter in this forum and the other subforums run as always(Armory,Sports, Arts, etc).
And ..... you'll notice how lately Pud is trying desperately to worm his way into that so called "bent over" sports section. I guess he's just trying to stay connected. :lol:

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Re: Sup Fagz

Post by callmeslick » Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:30 pm

isn't it refreshing to hear from Ruggie, though? I mean, sure, he's nuttier than my Grandma's fruitcake, but he can form actual English sentences, and I read that whole post and noted not one single cut and paste!!! That's illustrative of the whole issue with the Politics forum. I have ZERO problem with people not agreeing with me. Hell, I don't want to 'debate' with folks that agree with me, it becomes a circle jerk. Ruggie and I agreed roughly 5% of the time, same with Dawg, but damn, those two could actually put forth original thoughts of their own, and write something approaching English prose. They didn't whine without answers to issues, they didn't act like 7 year olds. Sadly, I miss the likes of those two, along with g00se and a few others from the real old days. What is also sad is that how often conservatives really run short of patience for even hearing opposing thought, and I've never figured out why that is. Oh, well, c'est la vie. At least we all now can stop worrying whether Rugg is ill, arrested or being held for ransom by a group of Mexican housepainters bent on revenge. And, that's a good thing. :)




oh, and Rugg........if you encounter Buzz in any online travels, report back. I am seriously worried about that one. He lives in a part of Colorado that was badly isolated by the floods in late summer and has been having health issues(as has been the case for a while).
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Re: Sup Fagz

Post by HappyHappy » Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:50 pm

Good to have you back.
The Communist scum have largely
abandoned the political forum.
They tired of having their asses handed to them. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Sup Fagz

Post by Pudfark » Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:13 am

One short paragraph...about the "bitches"?
Seems to have evoked a deluge of whining and panty wringing....again.
:lol:
Rugg, hang in there... ;)

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