After 14 years of common-law bliss ...

[Reservoir_Dog]

Chipz and I are getting hitched!
There will be a Mrs. Reservoir Dog soon.

[callmeslick]

congrats. Big-ass ceremony, or just a private celebration?

[Reservoir_Dog]

That will be entirely up to her.
I told her, "Just tell me where and when to show up, I'll be there."

[callmeslick]

if she invites the Pudfarks and not us, we're gonna be ticked, I tell you.

[Reservoir_Dog]

if she invites the Pudfarks and not us, we're gonna be ticked, I tell you.

Don't worry, you'll be there. After all, you and I are the same person, right?
Every time Chipz and I do "The Wild Thing" it's a threesome!

[callmeslick]

damn, I forgot for a moment. And, who is that woman out in the kitchen making lunch?

[callmeslick]

....and, now she's drinking my wine!

[Reservoir_Dog]

It's definitely Chipz!

[Pudfark]

The only proof I've ever seen....that 'socialism' works.
Congrats to you both.

[Pudfark]

Seeing as fatman has not made the 'rounds' today....I'm temporarily appointing myself as his barrister in this matter.
On his behalf, I'm asserting his claim/privilege of 'Prima Noctae' on this joyous occasion.

Here in Texas....we call that....first come, first served.