R_D's pet peve

[Pudfark]

POLICE: Man had sexual relations with pit bull more than 100 times in 3 years

Pensacola, Florida (KETK) - A Florida man was arrested this week for reportedly having sexual relations with the family pet.

According to the Pensacola News Journal, 23-year-old Bradley Jean Hubbard, of Pensacola, was arrested on Monday after a family member told police he had been having sex with the family pit bull named, "Baby Girl."

The offenses, which police say occurred more than 100 times over three years, happened while Hubbard lived with his father and father's girlfriend.

http://www.easttexasmatters.com/news/lo ... /640170847

[Tolwyn]

Can we just start a Kickstarter to get R_D and Pudfark in the same room so they can either fuck it out or beat the shit out of each other?
I mean, jesus.

Maybe you two should just email each other, skype, Facebook, Snapchat, Facetime, do something.

You honestly take time out of your day, to post a thread here that just calls our R_D. Or to get his goat.

(let me save you some time):

You mean the goat he fucks?
Yes. The goat he fucks.


I mean, I guess that's cool... but... for fuck's sake.

[callmeslick]

just catching on to this?

[Reservoir_Dog]

Hey, don't knock goat fucking until you've tried it! It's not that bad. You should try moose fucking. Now THAT'S a challenge!

[callmeslick]

not for the moose, at least not for long.

[Tolwyn]

Thankfully, I don't come by that often.

[callmeslick]

Thankfully, I don't come by that often.

that part is a damned shame, but we make do with what we have to work with, and thanks for your unseen labors!