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Happy St Patrick's Day from a fisherman

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:29 pm
by callmeslick
So, Connor and O'Brien are sitting in a boat on a lake, fishing.
When O'Brien hooks and pulls a bottle out of the lake, he opens it and pop, out comes a genie. The genie says, "Let me go, and I grant you one wish", so without skipping a beat, O'Brien says, "I wish this whole lake was Guinness!" The genie nods, snaps his fingers and poof, the whole lake turns into Guinness and the genie disappears.
Connor shouts at O'Brien, "You bloody fool!" "What's wrong?", asks O'Brien, to which Connor replies: "Now we have to piss in the boat!"
Happy St Paddy's Day.