woodyrokz: 2010-03-10
Alot of people on this site talk about how muslims should be killed, which is all fine and good, but lets review for a moment how a new baby muslim is made
The only way to make a muslim baby is to first kill the family of the bride you wish to marry, so that there will be no interference from them.
Then, you have to kidnap, gag, and bag the woman inside of a burqua. Then after 40 days of repeated verbal abuse, beatings, lashings, and starvation, you may then proceed with the wedding.
After you are married properly under islamic rule, which involves dousing the brides face with acid so that no other man will find her attractive, and holding a gun to her head while chanting allahu akbar and publicly threatening to klll her if she ever does anything to upset you, the courtship and mating ritual can begin.
Under islamic rule, only one copulation per year is allowed, and only for the purpose of insemination. Any sexual activity outside of this is considered a gross insult to allah, the ultimate faggot virgin pedophile, and is punishable by death in a number of ways, the most popular being beheading with a steaknife.
During a traditional muslim copulation, the male inserts his penis into the females rectum with enough force to punch through the anal cavity into the vagina. This is done because direct vaginal contact by the penis is forbidden by islam, as well as masturbation, oral sex and a myriad of other acts that are perfectly acceptable and healthy in the civilized world.
Once penetration is established into the vagina via the rectum, a baby can only be legally conceived if there is a equal 3 part mixture of feces, blood and semen present at the time of copulation. This is determined by Islamic holy pervert witnesses that are appointed by the village, and required to be present during copulation. The feces and blood are a nessecary means of introducing the new life into a world of blood and shit from the moment of its conception.
If the proper mixture of semen, blood and feces is not present, the copulation is stopped, by force if nessecary, and the process must be started again in no less than one year from the date of the copulation attempt.
Often the husband is too frustrated with the woman for not having the proper amount of feces present in her rectum for a successful copulation, and kills her immediately. The process is then started again, until a proper muslim conception is achieved.
Once this happens, a new baby muslim will grow up in a world of shit, be beaten into submission, and probably die by an american bullet or bomb while shooting a crappy AK-47 before the age of 18.
Have you ever wondered aboot Muslims
Have you ever wondered aboot Muslims
And how the breed got this pearler from somme where on the internets
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Re: Have you ever wondered aboot Muslims
In a fair world, whoever was responsible for that piece of 'humor' should be covered in honey and staked
to the ground near a fire-ant nest.
to the ground near a fire-ant nest.
Re: Have you ever wondered aboot Muslims
I've often said the same thing about Jeff Dunham and his "comedy".
Quit being such a bleeding heart. A lot of that shit is true.
Quit being such a bleeding heart. A lot of that shit is true.
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Re: Have you ever wondered aboot Muslims
please, ruggie, enlighten us all with your in-depth knowledge of anal sex in the Muslim world.
or, for that matter, show that you have even the slightest insight into Muslims, the Middle Eastern cultures,
anything......
or, for that matter, show that you have even the slightest insight into Muslims, the Middle Eastern cultures,
anything......
Re: Have you ever wondered aboot Muslims
You do realize that stereotypes exist cuz there's basis in fact, don't you?
Enlighten yourself:
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
Enlighten yourself:
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
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Re: Have you ever wondered aboot Muslims
I got a chuckle reading that.
But then again, my sense of humour tends to be a little out of the ordinary.
But then again, my sense of humour tends to be a little out of the ordinary.
Re: Have you ever wondered aboot Muslims
There's one that has to do with marrying and southern "rednecks". There's one for the Irish, the English, etc.
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Re: Have you ever wondered aboot Muslims
Edit - repeating what's already been said.
Re: Have you ever wondered aboot Muslims
Well they do have a saying women for babies, boys for pleasurecallmeslick wrote:please, ruggie, enlighten us all with your in-depth knowledge of anal sex in the Muslim world.
or, for that matter, show that you have even the slightest insight into Muslims, the Middle Eastern cultures,
anything......
Re: Have you ever wondered aboot Muslims
I'm pretty sure the FLIR footage of the Muslim d00d banging a donkey isn't an anomaly.