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Post by Reservoir_Dog » Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:40 pm

Scene: Air Force one on the tarmac of Joint Base Andrews.

General John Kelly, Chief of Staff for the President of the United States carries files over to President Trump, who is sitting at his desk that is currently crowded with McDonald's cheeseburgers and fish sandwiches. Kelly is repulsed by the smell. The General throws the files on the desk and they land on a few of the wrapped fish sandwiches. Trump is visibly upset at this and starts reorganizing his meal. "Here are all the candidates for FAA head." Says Kelly. Trump frowns, he knows he isn't good at the reading. He has to come up with something quick or his cheeseburgers will get cold and Kelly will make him read. Trump takes a big hit of his Diet Coke and says. "How about the fella up front?" "The driver, what's his name?" "Jeff?" Kelly sighs, "You mean the Pilot John Dunkin?" "Yeah, Yeah he knows the flying real good!" "LANDING TOO!" Trump exclaims! Kelly rubs his eyes and walks down the aisle. He can hear The President open another cheeseburger and say to himself "Everybody knows John is a smart guy!" Kelly looks at his watch, 10:10 am. He grabs three mini bottles of Smirnoff Vodka and dumps them in a carton of orange juice, it was gonna be a long day.

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Post by callmeslick » Mon Feb 26, 2018 9:46 pm

:lol: probably scary-close to reality.
Pudfark wrote:
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I live in Texas....you live in America.

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Post by Reservoir_Dog » Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:02 pm

Stormy Daniels passed a lie detector test. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/20/politics ... index.html

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Post by Reservoir_Dog » Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:04 pm

Donald Tump wrote:Failing DOW JONES fails to acknowledged that I am making America Great Again, I guess that DOW JONES guy is just another Obama holdover...

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Post by callmeslick » Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:19 pm

the tiny hands!!!! :lol: :lol:
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