A pean to the home secretary (UK)

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bolox
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A pean to the home secretary (UK)

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so I wrote a little ditty and couldn't think of a more suitable place to share it :lol:

To the tune of Pretty Vacant
By The Sex Pistols



There's no point in voting, you'll get no reply,
You brain dead trollop, from the far right,
You’ve got no reason, you’re just a total lush,
We’ll always find you, a total bitch,

Fuck you Pritti,
Just so petty,
You’re vaCUNT
Fuck you Pritti,
Just so petty,
You’re vaCUNT


Don't ask us to listen, you’re not all there,
Oh don't pretend, 'cos we don't care,
Don’t believe in immigration, tho it’s how you got here,
Fuck your smirking visage, cos we don’t care

Fuck you Pritti,
Just so petty,
You’re vaCUNT
Fuck you Pritti,
Just so petty,
You’re vaCUNT


Bring back hanging?, It’s too good for you,
Cheap right wing comment’s, you useless queef,
You’ve 2 good assets, tits and teeth,
Hope you get coronovirus, you useless cunt,

Fuck you Pritti,
We hate you Pritti,
You’re vaCUNT
Fuck you Pritti,
We hate you Pritti,
You’re vaCUNT


You’re Pritti,
Pritti vaCUNT,
You’re Pritti,
Pritti vaCUNT,
You’re Pritti,
Pritti vaCUNT,
You’re Pritti,
Pritti vaCUNT

And we don’t care,
And Boris too..


Copyright @Bolox 2020.
Any relation to persons living or brain dead is entirely intentional.


Oh yeah, fneb

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"Like"

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It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.

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