Danica Patrick moving to NASCAR part time

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Danica Patrick moving to NASCAR part time

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Looks like she will be mentoring under Tony Stewart. Smart move, as he is one of their most versatile drivers.

http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/nascar/na ... id=4449524
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lessee....she's made a name for herself finishing, on average, 10th in a 17 car circuit. I wonder how
she'll fare in Nascar? Lots of luck with this project, Tony! :)
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Well only till she is #1 driver in team usa imagine her in an f1 car :lol:
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Tony Stewart.....isn't he that Sham Wow guy? :lol:
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She'll never win.

Nascar isn't stuck to the track like Indy cars.
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bearkiller wrote:She'll never win.

Nascar isn't stuck to the track like Indy cars.

well, like I said, she seemed stuck in 8th or worse place, most of the time. That said, maybe her presence in NASCAR will start to fill up those half-full stands and bump up the abyssmal ratings.
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Well, at least once a month....she will be hell to be around....I can't wait for the announcer to say.." As Danica extenzes her lead in the tampon sponsored Dodge, the race is in her lap.... "
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and, when you hear that, Pud, you'll know that the acid is starting to kick in. Enjoy the trip. 8-)
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You can put her in Stewart's car, with Stewart's crew and you'll still see her at the back of the pack. FAKT
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ruggbutt wrote:You can put her in Stewart's car, with Stewart's crew and you'll still see her at the back of the pack. FAKT

nah, she'll finish once in a while, unlike a few regulars. From what I've seen of her Nationwide races, she has a set of stones for a woman driver, but the learning curve is steep, even for top-notch talent(which she isn't). Still, she'll get her shot if she wants it because she sells tickets, and draws sponsorship.
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