Colourful.....
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:15 am
Fred imagined himself a brilliant artist. But his teacher said he was so bad it was a wonder he could draw breath.
What do you get if you cross a painter with a boxer?- Mohammed Dali
Why was the art dealer in debt?- He didn't have any Monet
What did the artist say to the dentist?- Matisse hurt
Vincent van Gough walks into a bar, and the bartender offers him a drink...No thank -you, said Vincent, I've got one 'ere.
What do you call an American drawing?-A Yankee Doodle.
Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake?-"Quick," said one, "Run ! Before they say we did it!"
The Mona Lisa was brought up in court on charges of murder,-but it turned out that she'd been framed...
What do you get if you cross a painter with a boxer?- Mohammed Dali
Why was the art dealer in debt?- He didn't have any Monet
What did the artist say to the dentist?- Matisse hurt
Vincent van Gough walks into a bar, and the bartender offers him a drink...No thank -you, said Vincent, I've got one 'ere.
What do you call an American drawing?-A Yankee Doodle.
Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake?-"Quick," said one, "Run ! Before they say we did it!"
The Mona Lisa was brought up in court on charges of murder,-but it turned out that she'd been framed...