I forgot our anniversary.
Which was a week ago!
She says nothing. Not a word. No clues. No change in behavior. Day to day life goes on as normal.
Yesterday I remember. "FUCK !!!!!"
She comes home from work and I'm all, "Holy fuck, I forgot our anniversary! I'm so sorry. I'm really, really sorry!"
She says, "Ah, that's okay. Take me out for dinner or something after Halloween when the store slows down."
I'm thinking, "What?"
BTW....did I mention that this is two years in a row and the 4th time in 9 years that I've done this?
By now most dudes would be wearing their balls as a necklace!
I get....Take me out for dinner in a couple of weeks.
What a great gal! What a real Dame!
(I'm thinking about getting a tattoo with our anniversary date on it!)
Is my girlfriend great or what!
- Reservoir_Dog
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Re: Is my girlfriend great or what!
She's a great girl! However, it's not difficult to put important anniversaries and such in Outlook or one of the myriad of free programs for your computer. Be smart, don't diss her a third time.
Re: Is my girlfriend great or what!
How do you have an anniversary with a girlfriend?
First time you got laid?
Must be a Canadian thing.
First time you got laid?
Must be a Canadian thing.
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Re: Is my girlfriend great or what!
Years ago Chipz said we need an anniversary. I said, "pick one." She took October 20th.Buzz wrote:How do you have an anniversary with a girlfriend?
First time you got laid?
Must be a Canadian thing.
I think it was our second date. She's always said that our second date was the best time she's ever had.
Of course, I could be wrong. (and probably am.)
(there's a sig quote for ya Ruggy!)
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Re: Is my girlfriend great or what!
AHHHH thats nothing I've been married 29 years and my wife still can't get my Birthday right
"In reality, there exists only fact and fiction.
Opinions result from a lack of the former and a reliance on the latter."
Opinions result from a lack of the former and a reliance on the latter."
Re: Is my girlfriend great or what!
My g/f is awesome. She cooks me whatever I want for meals (even after working a long day). She rubs my feet when they hurt (even if I haven't showered yet). She rubs my back when it's sore and she never complains about it. And I haven't forgotten her b/day or our anniversary. I figure besides blessing her with my presence it's the least I could do.
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Re: Is my girlfriend great or what!
BTW, Res, what type of store does Chipz manage?