Havent seen this plastered on the news

[Soapy]

The last time Pud got a BJ, Abe Lincoln was president.

Happy Happy is double jointed though and blows himself off all the time ( when he is not posting shite here )

[Pudfark]

Well, I'm married....so, ya know what that's like, don't ya "Soapy".

Now, on HH....seems like, if'n he was capable of that there dexterity?
He'd a chose the moniker of HH_Dog.

[Pudfark]

Let's see...we done run the gamut of "Lawful Uses of Assault Rifles"..to BJ's...HJ's.
It's just two "hard" to tell? If this convo has become, to "Soapy" or to "Slick".

Again, Fats...nice find and post. It's a tell on them others who "fecked" it up.

[Reservoir_Dog]

Morons like RD think others operate to their own standards.
That is to surrender at the slightest sign of hostility.

HH

Dousing an attacker in the face with pepper spray is "surrendering at the slightest sign of hostility"?
Dude, I think you might want to look up the word 'surrender' in the dictionary. I don't think you know what it means.

[Pudfark]

Well, now that you've pointed out the obvious, R_D?
It is obvious, you ain't confronted many, if any, attackers.

I doubt ya ever seen "pepper spray" used on an attacker.
Wind direction. Not to mention, your windy direction.

How's that there "pepper spray" work on an "armed" attacker,
in your opinion (since ya ain't got no experience) ?

Seriously, R_D, I probably wouldn't have much to say...If'n ya'd
quit throwing yer opinions out there as facts or experiences. Have ya
ever given this a thought? Somebody out there might believe your opinion
and follow it...and them and theirs, could get hosed really bad. Maybe, if'n
ya just threw "imho" with it....decent folks wouldn't get the wrong idea and neither would I.

[HappyHappy]

The last time Pud got a BJ, Abe Lincoln was president.

Happy Happy is double jointed though and blows himself off all the time ( when he is not posting shite here )

Aint double jointed but it may be long enough.
Come to think of it, seems to be just a little too thick.
More fun to have a nice young lady take care of it

HH

[Reservoir_Dog]

I doubt ya ever seen "pepper spray" used on an attacker.
Wind direction. Not to mention, your windy direction.

Wind direction? Really? Wind direction?
The article clearly states that the woman was being dragged by her ponytail. That puts her attacker at arms length.
Kind of grasping at straws aren't you. Or are you just "assuming" that there was a class 5 tornado coming up the street at the same time?

(since ya ain't got no experience) ?

I have plenty, thank you very much.

Seriously, R_D, I probably wouldn't have much to say...If'n ya'd
quit throwing yer opinions out there as facts or experiences.

Are you shitting me! You wrote the book on doing that, you silly turd!

Maybe, if'n ya just threw "imho" with it....

Please take note that I started that particular post with the words, "I have to believe that ....." which is simply a more educated way of typing "imho".
Not too good at paying attention, are you.

[Pudfark]

"I have to believe that" is just a disingenuous way of presenting a guess and hoping it will stand up as a fact. You got caught at it R_D.

"I don't know, but I've been told" is Slicker.

"I heard it on the grapevine" is a cool song.

"Imho" is just that, a plain statement that it is your opinion and it lacks fact.

So, saver yerself some embarrassment...use "Imho" on everything you choose to write.

Ya can't make a point or win a discussion if ya deliberately use words that lack definition or ya substitute the same for words that do...it's a sign of weakness.

[Reservoir_Dog]

Oh my God. You've gone bat shit stupid. Enjoy your ride to HappyHappyland, Pud.
Have a safe trip.

[Pudfark]

Well..R_D ok..in the meantime learn how to write/speak using/yousing definitive language. If'n yer capable. Using a turd for a crayon ain't write.