from Borowitz:
In what some security experts fear could be a high-stakes war of Elton John lyrics, minutes after Donald Trump called Kim Jong Un “Rocket Man,” the North Korean dictator responded by calling Trump “Honky Cat.”
As he issued the Elton John-based attack, Kim warned that he had an extensive collection of the singer-songwriter’s albums and was prepared to weaponize every lyric in them.
The White House immediately struck back, warning Kim that “any further provocation involving an Elton John lyric, especially ‘Tiny Dancer,’ will be seen as an act of war.”
Our Man at the UN
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Re: Our Man at the UN
Wait a minute .... isn't that what he did do?
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but, with so little style or creativity.
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and, like my daughter was saying on the phone, he looked like he dropped his crib notes about a minute in.......started out sounding sane, and then just went completely off the rails.