saw this quote today

[callmeslick]

.....and, it was sick enough that I found it amusing:
"I saw a lady on TV, she was born without arms. That’s sad, but then they said, “Lola does not know the meaning of the word ‘can’t’.” That, to me, is even worse in a way. Not only is she missing arms, but she doesn’t understand simple contractions." - Mitch Hedberg