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Wow just wow

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:09 am
by fatman
Al Jazeera now has an embed with Brit troops in Helmand what kind of shit is this good way for the enemy to get eyes behind the wire :shock: Im even more shocked they kicked out Yon for this

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -line.html

Re: Wow just wow

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:59 pm
by Soapy
What the fuck do you care who is with the Brits ?

Truth is our guys have fuck all to hide, a wee ned from a shithole will and can be a pro in the army, and, will, despite everything, do his job like a pro and not a fucking gunslinger.

And when he comes back home on leave, he won't sit in the pub telling war stories, he will be out getting pished, and getting laid, then he will go back out and do his job.

Tommy this and Tommy that..
I went into a public-'ouse to get a pint o' beer,
The publican 'e up an' sez, "We serve no red-coats here."
The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:
O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, go away";
But it's "Thank you, Mister Atkins", when the band begins to play,
The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
O it's "Thank you, Mister Atkins", when the band begins to play.

I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me;
They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls,
But when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls!
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, wait outside";
But it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide,
The troopship's on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide,
O it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide.

Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep
Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap;
An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit
Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit.
Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, 'ow's yer soul?"
But it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll,
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll.

We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,
But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints,
Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints;
While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, fall be'ind",
But it's "Please to walk in front, sir", when there's trouble in the wind,
There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind,
O it's "Please to walk in front, sir", when there's trouble in the wind.

You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires, an' all:
We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.
Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face
The Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace.
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Chuck him out, the brute!"
But it's "Saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot;
An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please;
An' Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool -- you bet that Tommy sees!
Armchair commandos are like dysentery, full of shite and stinking of crap.

Re: Wow just wow

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:07 pm
by Soapy
What I mean Fatman is, grow some fucking balls and stop acting like a fucking USA arselicker.

Aussie is good mate, you dont need to suck up to the Septic tanks all fucking week, just chill out, drink some XXXX and watch the football.

:mrgreen:

Re: Wow just wow

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:24 am
by fatman
Soapy wrote:just chill out, drink some XXXX
Come on mate thats a bit extreme isnt it :shock:
And FFS its al jazeera you have to admit it would be best to put them put of business rather than support them

Re: Wow just wow

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:17 am
by Daiichidoku
whats the prob with al-jazeera exactly please?

Re: Wow just wow

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:20 am
by Dawg
Daiichidoku wrote:whats the prob with al-jazeera exactly please?
you cant say the name without giggling is likely what they're talking abute