My fearless 2011 NFL predictions.
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:39 pm
NFC EAST: A slugfest between Philly and Dallas. Dallas comes out on top.
NFC NORTH: Green Bay Packers. Chicago was a mind fuck last year and will return to normal this year.
NFC SOUTH: Atlanta Falcons. Because the Saints still don't have a running game.
NFC WEST: Who gives a shit? Really. Seriously. Who gives a shit. The west was won last year by a team with a losing record and none of them got better in the off season. So I'll say it again....who gives a shit.
NFC WILDCARDS: Philly. Saints.
NFC CINDERELLA TEAM: Detroit Lions. These guys are getting good. Fast.
NFC TEAM WITH THE BEST CHANCE TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT: Tampa Bay. If the Saints or Falcons falter Tampa could go deep into the playoffs.
AFC EAST: New England. Scary good last year. One broken play kept them out of the Super Bowl. And they got better in the off season. The Jets will make it interesting but the east still belongs to the Pats.
AFC NORTH: Baltimore Ravens. A changing of the guard in the north. All the right pieces are in place. These guys will be fun to watch this year.
AFC SOUTH: Indianapolis Colts. Because there isn't anyone else.
AFC WEST: San Diego. What? No controversy in San Diego? You know, these guys can be pretty darn good when they can concentrate on playing football.
AFC WILDCARDS: Jets. Steelers.
AFC CINDERELLA TEAM: Houston Texans. Better than you think. A couple of bounces in the right direction and these guys could make a run.
AFC TEAM WITH THE BEST CHANCE TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT: Oakland Raiders. For the first time in his carreer Jason Campbell doesn't have to learn a new playbook at the start of the season. And he's the most underrated quarterback in football. He could put on a show this year.
TEAM WITH THE BEST CHANCE TO GO 16 - 0 : New England Patriots. Like I said.....scary good.
TEAM WITH THE BEST CHANCE TO GO 0 - 16 : Cincinnati Bengals. Scary bad. At every level. I could grab a couple of guys from work and we could go out and beat the Bengals. And then make off with their cheerleaders!
SUPER BOWL: New England Patriots vs Green Bay Packers
SUPER BOWL WINNER: Green Bay Packers........with 2 seconds left on the clock.
NFC NORTH: Green Bay Packers. Chicago was a mind fuck last year and will return to normal this year.
NFC SOUTH: Atlanta Falcons. Because the Saints still don't have a running game.
NFC WEST: Who gives a shit? Really. Seriously. Who gives a shit. The west was won last year by a team with a losing record and none of them got better in the off season. So I'll say it again....who gives a shit.
NFC WILDCARDS: Philly. Saints.
NFC CINDERELLA TEAM: Detroit Lions. These guys are getting good. Fast.
NFC TEAM WITH THE BEST CHANCE TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT: Tampa Bay. If the Saints or Falcons falter Tampa could go deep into the playoffs.
AFC EAST: New England. Scary good last year. One broken play kept them out of the Super Bowl. And they got better in the off season. The Jets will make it interesting but the east still belongs to the Pats.
AFC NORTH: Baltimore Ravens. A changing of the guard in the north. All the right pieces are in place. These guys will be fun to watch this year.
AFC SOUTH: Indianapolis Colts. Because there isn't anyone else.
AFC WEST: San Diego. What? No controversy in San Diego? You know, these guys can be pretty darn good when they can concentrate on playing football.
AFC WILDCARDS: Jets. Steelers.
AFC CINDERELLA TEAM: Houston Texans. Better than you think. A couple of bounces in the right direction and these guys could make a run.
AFC TEAM WITH THE BEST CHANCE TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT: Oakland Raiders. For the first time in his carreer Jason Campbell doesn't have to learn a new playbook at the start of the season. And he's the most underrated quarterback in football. He could put on a show this year.
TEAM WITH THE BEST CHANCE TO GO 16 - 0 : New England Patriots. Like I said.....scary good.
TEAM WITH THE BEST CHANCE TO GO 0 - 16 : Cincinnati Bengals. Scary bad. At every level. I could grab a couple of guys from work and we could go out and beat the Bengals. And then make off with their cheerleaders!
SUPER BOWL: New England Patriots vs Green Bay Packers
SUPER BOWL WINNER: Green Bay Packers........with 2 seconds left on the clock.