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FOR WHEN YOU SWEAT LIKE A PIG.
POWER BACON deodorant is designed specifically for those with active lifestyles – or people who just sweat like pigs.
Using POWER BACON will probably make everyone drawn to you like you were the most powerful magnet on Earth. And by everyone, we mean friends, acquaintances, beautiful strangers, dogs, bears, swamp alligators, lions and even pigs. It’s like an aphrodisiac for your armpits. But use your new power wisely, because with great bacon power comes great baconsibility.
For all day meat-scented protection, apply liberally to your underarms or private areas.
Disclaimer fer "Progressives":
Do not eat or hike in the woods without a firearm while wearing POWER BACON.