.after 10 days off, and I bet the other 15 people in my team are even dumber than they were before.
I need to go in early to make sure they still know where the toilets are, and if I ask them for a quick and succint operational update, one of them is bound to say..
"yawl, I got my ingrown toe nail fixed, I bited it off, off !! arrghhh I'm bleeding !"
But I love the diversity, I'm learning Zulu just so the the guy who sits next to me can get the tea in, without causing a mini Isandlwana on the way to the vending machine
I remotely checked my inbox and found 40 emails titled "help" and a few titled " help me please" and then later in the week they filtered out to "help before it's too late" then a day later "too late!!! arrgh"
I love not being at work, it's a bit like working with above average intelligence apes, meets, lord of the flies.