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Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2015 8:10 am
by callmeslick
Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 9:55 am
by callmeslick
Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 5:43 pm
by Darkhorse
I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days.' I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'
A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'.
I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the bank. When I came out, he looked at me and said 'Any Change? ' I said, 'Nope, you're still black'.
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!
Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such a fantastic shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself. I'm going to take that.'
Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Iowa . He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him, where am I? The farmer looks back up and shouts back. You're in a basket you dumb shit!
I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.
Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 6:40 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 9:09 pm
by callmeslick
Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 4:24 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 2:53 pm
by callmeslick
Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:13 am
by callmeslick
Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2015 5:02 pm
by callmeslick
Re: ACWoS lolz
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 12:04 pm
by callmeslick