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Guess what I saw today?

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:21 pm
by Soapy
Guess what I saw today?

I was walking back from a shop after buying some tools and a dog had done the largest most disgusting looking shit on the pavement. I mean it was huge and smelly and the locals had called out the cops who then called out the guys in HAZMAT suits. They turned up then said "no way are we going near that!"

Eventually some dude with a WW2 era flamethrower turned up and burned it.

Anyway, it kinda reminded me about some guy called Happy or something who posts on here 8-)

Re: Guess what I saw today?

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:30 pm
by callmeslick
great story, whether true in any fashion or not! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hope you are well. How refreshing to see your name in a post here.

Re: Guess what I saw today?

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:35 pm
by Soapy
Just doing my once a year visit :)

Re: Guess what I saw today?

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 4:04 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
Soapy wrote:Just doing my once a year visit :)
Chipz really misses you.
And why don't we play chess anymore?

Re: Guess what I saw today?

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:53 pm
by Soapy
I moved on to scrabble :)

Re: Guess what I saw today?

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 7:00 pm
by Soapy
Where is Happy Happy today though? Did the village finally find their idiot and claim him? Maybe he is out with his pokey hat on scaring some people? Or is he just still sitting in his Mom's basement being angry at the interweb :lol:

Re: Guess what I saw today?

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 7:01 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
Sounds legit. 8-)

Re: Guess what I saw today?

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 7:52 pm
by HappyHappy
Soapy wrote:Guess what I saw today?

I was walking back from a shop after buying some tools and a dog had done the largest most disgusting looking shit on the pavement. I mean it was huge and smelly and the locals had called out the cops who then called out the guys in HAZMAT suits. They turned up then said "no way are we going near that!"

Eventually some dude with a WW2 era flamethrower turned up and burned it.

Anyway, it kinda reminded me about some guy called Happy or something who posts on here 8-)
It was Callmeshit, he has not posted the truth here in years.

Re: Guess what I saw today?

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 4:04 pm
by Pudfark
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Nothing....a little soap can't handle.

:P