The best "I can't come to work today" line I've ever heard!

[Reservoir_Dog]

The phone rings......

Me: "Hello."

Him: "It's Tucker. I can't come in today. I'm sick."

Me: "How sick are you?"

Him: "Well, I'm fucking my sister right now. Is that sick enough for you?"

Me: "I'll see you tomorrow."


I laughed for half an hour after I got off the phone.

[Pudfark]

Was that a brother in law joke?

[Buzz]

You're the boss?

[Wullie]

You're the boss?

Just the phone lady.

[Reservoir_Dog]

You're the boss?

Yup.