Little Johnny

[Wullie]

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living.. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he finally replied, 'Okay...my
father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in
front of other men and they put money in his underwear.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and
stay with him all night for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to ask
him,

'Is that really true about your father?'

'No', the boy said, 'He actually works for the Democratic National Committee
and helped get Barack Obama elected President last year, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the class.'

Was that your boy slick?

[callmeslick]

no child of mind would recycle really old jokes.

[Buzz]

no child of mind would recycle really old jokes.

Nobody asked you if Wullie was your child.

[Wullie]

no child of mind would recycle really old jokes.

Nobody asked you if Wullie was your child.

If that were so, patricide would be seriously considered.

[callmeslick]

no child of mind would recycle really old jokes.

Nobody asked you if Wullie was your child.

no, but asked if 'that was my boy'. Wullie as my child would change my position on abortion.

[Wullie]

no child of mind would recycle really old jokes.

Nobody asked you if Wullie was your child.

no, but asked if 'that was my boy'. Wullie as my child would change my position on abortion.

SO, along with the rest of your magic powers, you can see in to the future too?

[callmeslick]

SO, along with the rest of your magic powers, you can see in to the future too?

I have no clue what would give you that implication, but I can smell the stale stench of bullshit political stupidity when I encounter it. Thanks again for helping to drag your nation down. We're all proud of ya.

[Wullie]

SO, along with the rest of your magic powers, you can see in to the future too?

I have no clue what would give you that implication, but I can smell the stale stench of bullshit political stupidity when I encounter it. Thanks again for helping to drag your nation down. We're all proud of ya.

You also have no clue. PERIOD.

I can smell the fetid stench of your leftist diatribe as well.

Thank YOU for making this country what is is today. Komrad MORON.

[Buzz]

Turned into a smelly thread.

Phew! Where's the pine spray?