Government Health Care just Blows....

[Pudfark]

British Dentist Suspended for Farting and Belching on Job

Some dentists use laughing gas on the job, but one British dentist has been suspended for using the human kind instead.

Authorities at the British General Dental Council say they will remove Matthew Walton, 35, from the official Dentist's Register next month for a variety of offensive offenses, including farting and belching in front of patients and staff.

The list of tacky transgressions includes:

Breaking wind during appointments
Telling a patient he had bad breath
Making derogatory comments about unemployed patients
Pushing a nervous teenage patient back into his chair, telling him, "You will sit and let me do it."

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/09/briti ... ng-on-job/

Old Pudfark sez: " I hear that NPR is hiring.... "

[Reservoir_Dog]

I call bullshit!
There's no such thing as a Brit who goes to a Dentist!