The Definition...

[Pudfark]

Liberal Translations For Conservatives

Liberal Conservative

Arsenal of Weapons Gun Collection

Delicate Wetlands Swamp

Undocumented Worker Illegal Alien

Cruelty-Free Materials Synthetic Fiber

Assault and Battery Attitude Adjustment

Heavily Armed Well-protected

Narrow-minded Righteous

Taxes or Your Fair Share Coerced Theft

Commonsense Gun Control Gun Confiscation Plot

Illegal Hazardous Explosives Fireworks or Stump Removal

Nonviable Tissue Mass Unborn Baby

Equal Access to Opportunity Socialism

Multicultural Community High Crime Area

Fairness or Social Progress Marxism

Upper Class or "The Rich " Self-Employed

Progressive, Change Big Government Scheme

Homeless or Disadvantaged Bums or Welfare Leeches

Sniper Rifle Scoped Deer Rifle

Investment For the Future Higher Taxes

Healthcare Reform Socialized Medicine

Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater Conservative

Truants Homeschoolers

Victim or Oppressed Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing

High Capacity Magazine Standard Capacity Magazine

Religious Zealot Church-going

Reintroduced Wolves Sheep and Elk Killers

Fair Trade Coffee Overpriced Yuppie Coffee

Exploiters or "The Rich " Employed or Land Owner

The Gun Lobby NRA Members

Assault Weapon Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)

Fiscal Stimulus New Taxes and Higher Taxes

Same Sex Marriage Legalized Perversion

Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

Now that we can understand each other?

[Reservoir_Dog]

Yeah, I saw that on Charlie Sheen's web site.

[Buzz]

Yeah, I saw that on Charlie Sheen's web site.

Are you a fan of that crack head?

[Reservoir_Dog]

Yeah, I saw that on Charlie Sheen's web site.

Are you a fan of that crack head?

Not really. I'm just wondering why you were there.

[Pudfark]

Bump fer Diki-loo-loo