Chipz will be home soon from her weekend trip.

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Chipz will be home soon from her weekend trip.

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Guess it's time to get rid of the hookers and midgets. And the midget hooker. And where did I leave those sheep? Can't seem to find Charlie Sheen either. He was here a while ago. Maybe he has the sheep out in the limo?......
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What you really mean is you're tired of wanking off.
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What it really means is he won't be able to jack off on a step stool in front of the bathroom mirror with a shampoo bottle up his ass.
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I think shes going to miss me 8-)
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fatman wrote:I think shes going to miss me 8-)
:lol: :lol:
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ruggbutt wrote:What it really means is he won't be able to jack off on a step stool in front of the bathroom mirror with a shampoo bottle up his ass.
very creative visualization there! 8-)
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callmeslick wrote:
ruggbutt wrote:What it really means is he won't be able to jack off on a step stool in front of the bathroom mirror with a shampoo bottle up his ass.
very creative visualization there! 8-)
Things like that you just don't make up, I suspect he's talking about past experiences....
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oFZo wrote:
callmeslick wrote:
ruggbutt wrote:What it really means is he won't be able to jack off on a step stool in front of the bathroom mirror with a shampoo bottle up his ass.
very creative visualization there! 8-)
Things like that you just don't make up, I suspect he's talking about past experiences....
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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oFZo wrote:Things like that you just don't make up, I suspect he's talking about past experiences....
Uhh, my quote was the funniest line in the whole movie. Now you gotta figure out which movie. It's a comedy.
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ruggbutt wrote:
oFZo wrote:Things like that you just don't make up, I suspect he's talking about past experiences....
Uhh, my quote was the funniest line in the whole movie. Now you gotta figure out which movie. It's a comedy.
Adam Sandler is a talentless hack. And I'm pretty sure it's from a song called Medium Pace, not from a movie.
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