I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...
Being Wasteful
Re: Being Wasteful
I put it on a racing forum, and almost got hung.
I thought you guys would do better. You didn't.
I thought you guys would do better. You didn't.
Re: Being Wasteful
It was on 3 forums, and about 15 pages of posts.
Nobody said it was an old joke.
Show me.
Nobody said it was an old joke.
Show me.
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Pudfark
Re: Being Wasteful
Sure Buzz...no problem...I, like many others keep the thousands and years old email jokes on my 999 TB HDD.... 
Well, anyway, I did do a brief search...didn't find it....probably deleted it along with my stash of "knock-knock" jokes.....
Well, anyway, I did do a brief search...didn't find it....probably deleted it along with my stash of "knock-knock" jokes.....
Re: Being Wasteful
Old joke is the standard line on this forum.
Always said with a superior tone.
Horseshit!
Better yet.
Muleshit! (stinks more)
Always said with a superior tone.
Horseshit!
Better yet.
Muleshit! (stinks more)
Re: Being Wasteful
Now we have demonstrable evidence that if you try to lead from behind, eventually the guys up front will stop looking back for instructions.
Government-coerced expression is a feature of dictatorships that has no place in a free country
Government-coerced expression is a feature of dictatorships that has no place in a free country