Fer the Fatman...

[Pudfark]

Horse Semen Shots a Hit With Kiwi Connoisseurs

Shots of horse-semen have reportedly become a hit in New Zealand this month as the country celebrates its 14th annual Monteith's Beer and Wild Food Challenge.

Chef Jason Varley of Wellington's Green Man Pub is topping his dish of seared Asian duck and paua spring rolls with a shot of Hoihoi tatea, better known in laymen's terms as horse semen. The drink was unveiled on June 3, and will only be served for a month during the festival, according to the pub's Facebook page.
Varley told The Dominion Post that the concoction was most popular amongst his lady customers and admits to having tried some himself, describing the taste as "like custard."
And he's not the first to serve it up, the newspaper reports that it previously appeared at the Hokitika Wild Foods Festival, and chef's pay around $15 per shot of the ingredient, which is legal to be sold for consumption as far as the New Zealand Food Standards Authority is concerned.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2011/06/ ... z1QL0fGjAH

Old Pudfark sez: " When goat roping and sheep shagging don't cut the mustard....be sure to try the horse semen....cuz it tastes like custard.... "

[callmeslick]

I, for one, cannot wait to hear the Aussie commentary on this one........

[Pudfark]

Hey Fats....when ya get around to reading this post...
Inquiring minds?
Would like to know?
Does it really taste like custard?
Or?
More like "whipped cream"?

Edit...

I had one more question...
Is it all bottled?
Or?
Can you get it "draft"....

Old Pudfark sez: " Does it cum... homogenized or pastyereyes ? "

[fatman]

You guys do realise that New Zealand is like a whole other country with like a whole sea between us a see that right now just doesnt seem large enough However i do like this

was most popular amongst his lady customers

what the hell its only a 4 hour plane ride

[fatman]

And come to think aboot it i thinks its a titor

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1803&p=15787&hilit=semen#p15787

[Pudfark]

Yeah, I know it's only in the region...AUS/NZ...still, it is weird funny though...
You could make a fortune importing it to Washington D.C....cuz damn near everybody there sux and
most swallow....

[callmeslick]

You guys do realise that New Zealand is like a whole other country with like a whole sea between us

well, at least ONE of us does.....hence, I wanted to hear your take on it, given the longstanding relationship between Australians and New Zealanders...

[fatman]

Well Slick i wouldnt have expected it off them they usually have a bit more class than that, maybe those pitcairn islanders or one of the countries off our northern coast

[callmeslick]

Well Slick i wouldnt have expected it off them they usually have a bit more class than that,

like, they would consume semen, but would have dressed it up a bit more?

[HappyHappy]

Hmmmm, they tired of sheep semen?

HH