Viable Solutions....add yours here

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Viable Solutions....add yours here

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Here is a good one... :P

Senior Health Care Solution:

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.


Old Pudfark sez "That thar solution is slicker than deer guts on a door knob" Who needs medicare and Social Security? "Just praise da lord and pass da amminition"
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what government that you are aware of even remotely proposes removal of health insurance due to old age?



really dude, are you a complete idiot?
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The ocean is the final solution. - FZ
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saline?
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LOGANS RUN :P
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Some folks is wound a little tight here a ACWOS....Geez Slick, I tell one little joke and you go postal on me....Maybe you should take a deep cleansing breath....let it out slooooooowly and then take another gander at it.........and then throw a little "funny" of your own out there.....that was the purpose of this thread....See Title "add yours here".....


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callmeslick wrote:what government that you are aware of even remotely proposes removal of health insurance due to old age?



really dude, are you a complete idiot?
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oh, and by the way, (another thread).....thanks for demonstrating that an exchange of views can be handled without resorting to stupidity, insults or lies. Whether the slower members of the class get it or not, exchanges like this can be informative, if one values the fact that others see things from a different perspective and set of experiences.

So much for tact? What is infuriating to many of us over the last 5+ years is your extraordinary elitist snob attitude. Really.
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Dawg wrote: So much for tact? What is infuriating to many of us over the last 5+ years is your extraordinary elitist snob attitude. Really.
+1. He got that from the DNC playbook.
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Dawg wrote:So much for tact? What is infuriating to many of us over the last 5+ years is your extraordinary elitist snob attitude. Really.

get over it, Dawg. Really. Whining doesn't become you.
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His "whining" was mocking you and your whining.
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