Slicks so old the candles on his birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees. Al Gore's not gonna like you
Slicks so old, when he was a kid rainbows were black and white.
Slicks so old his toys are in the Smithsonian
Slicks so old that he gets tired walking down stairs
Slicks so old, if he to acted his age, he'd die.
I cant believe you lived that long. you must not have Government health-care
Happy B-day you liberal pinko bastard


