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FROM AN AUSSIE ..... I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Sydney.
I think it should be the goal of every Australian to be tolerant. Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot." Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called "Iraq o'Ribs." Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria keeps Nothing Secret ", with mannequins in the window modelling the underwear. Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered." All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the same level of tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.
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That is an excellent idea if ya can afford it....
Due to Obama's economic policies?
This is the best, at the moment, we can offer in Texas....

Texas Man Stages Pig Races to Protest Islamic Neighbor's Plans to Build Mosque

KATY, Texas — When an Islamic group moved in next door and told Craig Baker the pigs on his family's 200-year-old Texas farm had to go, he and his swine decided to fight back.
In protest of being asked to move, Davis began staging elaborate pig races on Friday afternoons — one of the Islamic world's most holy days.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,241 ... z1ZNYiGz5X

Old Pudfark sez: " That's whut we call? A "poke sammitch".... "
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Seriously Pud, can't you give it a rest for 10 fucking seconds and try to have a laugh (or at least a giggle) at something?
Why do you have to try to turn every.....single....fucking.....post.....in....every....single....fucking....thread into your all encompassing anti American bullshit.
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Res the Islamic situation is no laughing matter :shock:
























































Now are we doing a hockey tipping comp and wednesday night the avs were paying 61 bucks for the cup good odds i say :D
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You can get your hair cut in Glasgow, and the place is called "Ali's Barbers" :) Frequented by at least 40 thieves too.

I suggested to the owner he open burger van called Ali's Snackbar but he said that was just a little bit too much :)
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Reservoir_Dog wrote:Seriously Pud, can't you give it a rest for 10 fucking seconds and try to have a laugh (or at least a giggle) at something?
Why do you have to try to turn every.....single....fucking.....post.....in....every....single....fucking....thread into your all encompassing anti American bullshit.
Dang, R_D...you not getting any lately....????
They's a big difference...tween Hawg racing, "Poke Sammitch" and your perception of a "poke in the eye".....

Old Pudfark sez: " Really R_D...you need to try some "pulled poke"...and sum greens...sweet tea... "
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Reservoir_Dog wrote:Seriously Pud, can't you give it a rest for 10 fucking seconds and try to have a laugh
Feck Islam.
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ruggbutt wrote:
Reservoir_Dog wrote:Seriously Pud, can't you give it a rest for 10 fucking seconds and try to have a laugh
Feck Islam.
Can we add Johnny Wilkinson to the list, the Scots just drove him into the ground 8-)

And he just chocked on a penalty :lol:
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Hey Rugg....
I now know why the Canadians have such strict gun control?
Some of them "go off"?
"Half cocked"............................ :P
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Pudfark wrote:Hey Rugg....
I now know why the Canadians have such strict gun control?
Some of them "go off"?
"Half cocked"............................ :P
It's a sarcastic diatribe about cross cultural tolerance in Sydney Austrailia but you, typicaly, find a way to inject your obsessive, never ending poison aimed at your Commander in Chief and half the population of your own country.
You just can't help yourself, can you? You were born to hate.
It's not Obama's fault. Fuck, it's not even Bush's fault. Or the half dozen who came before him.
It's your fault. And all those who think just like you on both ends of the political table.
Instead of obsessively blaming Obama for all of America's problems...why don't you stop for a minute and take a good, long, hard look in a mirror.
Putz.
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