You may or may not have noticed..

[Soapy]

That I'm being a right pain in the arse recently.

If you have, I'm sorry, if you didn't, then feck off you banger

Usual shit, workplace is being a sea nut in a collective sense. I'm having to explain medical terms to idiots who push pens and say things like "but how could that minor operation stop you from doing your job?" and "When you are off sick someone else has to do your job, we have 4 other people doing it right now." Which makes me reply. "Fuck off you are not a doctor see my occupational health report you cunt!" and " 4 people are doing my job when I'm off sick? Can I have a 4 times wage rise when I come back?"

So I've been forced to play a game with the assholes, waiting for them to give me an excuse to take them to a tribunal, offer me a redundancy package, or, best result, stop being wankers and let me come back and do my job without them being total nobs.

So if I seem a bit more "off" than usual, it's mainly down to the above. Peace out.

[nicolas10]

Kick em in the gonads

[Soapy]

Kick em in the gonads

That, it seems, is grounds for dismissal. So instead I just visualise kicking their balls, throw large words into the conversation and when they look confused, say inwardly " nut busted you prick."

[fatman]

[quote="Soapy"]I've been told that one of the managers has seen a pattern in my facebook posts.

Dude keep work and play seperate And im sure drug use would be dissmisal time time to screen shot that stuff and keep it in the bank.
And what Nic said but see what you can get out of the situation