A zombie question

[fatman]

So december 21 will soon be fast approaching and since i have a flat roof, 55,000lt of water in the backyard and will have some food stocks, and a bit of ammo im pretty certain that i will survive the start of the zombie apocolypse now my question is where do we stand on sex with zombies can it be done without getting infected or will i have to dinger up and hope for the best?

[Sniper-690]

Watch this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7miRCLeFSJo

[Pudfark]

"Once ya get past the stink...it's all good"....so, I heard one time......

Further reflections.....are ya pitching or catching?
Why would I ask?
Post "mortem lividity".
They don't call'm a "stiff" fer nothin......

[fatman]

Watch this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7miRCLeFSJo

So you did throw a leg over that sex change bloke

[Sniper-690]

Watch this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7miRCLeFSJo

So you did throw a leg over that sex change bloke

Nope, Soapy had a go then warned me off.

Apparently they were at it doggy style and the sex change bloke forgot and asked Soapy for a reach around.

[Soapy]

Yea, the cheeky bastard..I have arthritis

[Pudfark]

Ya may need a dab more glycerin in yer soap....

[Reservoir_Dog]

I know a chick that really digs zombie sex!