A PRANKSTER dressed in a military-style "Ghillie suit" and pretending to be Bigfoot was killed after being hit by two cars.
Cops said Ryan Lee Tenley, 44, had been posing as the mysterious beast by a busy road to fool people into calling in sightings.
But unfortunately his camouflage suit worked so well that two drivers failed to see him and ran him over.
Aaah the knowing wink...implying what preceded it, was an intelligent or valid answer.......which of course, it was'nt
Think you need to go find a more suitable audience me old matey skip, ...........seriously, pre high school quality