Today in the Pastie shop.....

[Crusty]

...unbeknownst to me, I dropped a fiver on the floor whilst fumbling for a couple of quid to pay for the 2 delicous pasties I had just been given by the nice old lady behind the counter.
...just previous to this happening I had walked past a young muslim women dressed in that thing that covers all but a small area around the eyes..I must admit to sneering (I mean a real heartfelt sneer of digust) as I passed (I find the whole concept of women wearing those things wrong on multiple levels)

....................................anyway, as I turned to leave the muslim women stretched out her hand to present me with the skin diver (fiver) I had just dropped on the floor......an act of honesty which left me slightly disgusted at myself

[Pudfark]

Now that's been "discussed/disgust"?
We can all move forward....

[callmeslick]

obviously 'pasties' have a different cultural meaning where you live. Here, they aren't found in shops, but in 'gentlemens clubs'.

[Reservoir_Dog]

Did you get her number?

[Pudfark]

C'mon R_D....tell the truth, yer just interested in her mutton...