Warning!!

[Buzz]

[Pudfark]

Fork You Buzz...
Before they do...

I see the problem as?
The number of tines...
Anything other than a single tine fork...should be outlawed.

The best way to help a "fattie"?
Is to make'm chase that last pea......................................across the plate.

[callmeslick]

in my case, the assault Cookie is far more dangerous.

[Pudfark]

I see that Slick and raise ya...
Corn squeezin's ain't an effective silencer...
I'll bob, weave and stagger on that statement.

[callmeslick]

I brought up my public menace due directly to my wife informing me that the peanut butter wafers that I've been downing, on the assertion(solely by me) that they are 'light snacks' have 330 cal and 20g fat for each pair of cookies. And, slick doesn't eat just two cookies at a sitting.

[Pudfark]

Well...ya might consider, just two..........while ya can still get outta the chair?
Just sayin......

They told me last summer, I was diabetic...that was a pain.
Now, I ain't.
Though, I still eat, like I am.
Sucks...but it won't kill ya.

[callmeslick]

knock on wood, my glucose is still ok.

[Reservoir_Dog]

Those 20 kids didn't get slaughtered in cold blood by a fork you stupid fuck.

[Pudfark]

Speaking of respect?
Buzz is on med's.
With a broken back...dragging his dilapidated body
across the frozen ground...looking for a chiropractor.

Cut him some slack........eh?

[callmeslick]

damn! My wife left the last 4 cookies out for me. Is she an accessory to my demise?