The script was actually sourced from an ancient oxy tablet I found just lying out in the open, near a local pill-farm here in Florida. written in Latin, of course, because there's so many Latins speaking Latin down here....
"Vos non, tamen vos sumo non ut".. Barflicutus, 2 B.B.C."
I think BBC means, "Before Black Christ", or some such nonsense.
edit: it could have been the infamous Barfligula, who was known to scribble posts with barely hidden nuggets of profane ambi-sexual innuendo. Which even Zoolander would figure out.... (edit).. but baffles the scientists in residence at ACWOS....