Canada Dry...............................no more.

[Pudfark]

Slippery when dry? New Wrangler jeans come moisturized

Legs getting a little dry this winter? Don’t rub old fashioned lotion on them, instead slip on your newfangled Wrangler Spa Denim jeans.

Customers will get to choose among three moisturizers: Aloe Vera, Olive Extract and Smooth Legs.

The jeans are expensive, retailing for $150 through the online store ASOS. But just think of how much you’ll save on Jergens!

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/20 ... z2IGG0nTWO

Always think of yer neighbor first. eh?

[fatman]

That is straight up gay

[Pudfark]

"Where the sun don't shine...we put the slime"

[fatman]

Ah prelubed

[Buzz]

Jergens??

Fag pants.

Wait! Do they come in camo?

[Reservoir_Dog]

Why bother posting the link after copy & pasting the article word for word?
Are we supposed to read it twice?
Or are we supposed to think that you wrote it?
Or are you trying to take credit for the actual author being clever?
Or are you just ADHD?

[Pudfark]

Beg yer pardon R_D....fer posting and linking yer drawers.

[Buzz]

He seems to be on the rag lately.

[Reservoir_Dog]

Why bother posting the link after copy & pasting the article word for word?
Are we supposed to read it twice?
Or are we supposed to think that you wrote it?
Or are you trying to take credit for the actual author being clever?
Or are you just ADHD?

I'll ask again, Putz.
Seeing how you avoided answering the questions.

[Pudfark]

Ya gotta point there Buzz....
He may a got a pair to small....?
Not enough head room.