Ruggie writes to the Village Voice....

[callmeslick]

.....check out the second question. Fess up, Rugg.
http://www.villagevoice.com/2009-12-15/ ... g-mexican/

[ruggbutt]

Hire them, have them finish the work, buy them a 12 pack of beer and some tacos and as they're eating them call Sheriff Arpaio. You've saved a shitload of money cuz now you don't have to pay them. You're only out the price of the beer and tacos.

[callmeslick]

if you want another chuckle, read the link to a prior 'ask a Mexican' column, wherein he discusses a bar in Chicago whose customers are half Eastern Europeans and half Hispanics.