Obama out of control...again

[Pudfark]

Obama is OUT of CONTROL!!!!!!AAAARRRGGGH, the sky is falling!!!! Round up the wagons and grab your AR-15's it's gonna be war, I tell you!!

I'll grab a case of beer and my whale harpoon and come down there and give you a hand fending off the apocalypse!

no apocalypse to fend off, but the harpoon will be fun during shark season. Bring some Canadian beer and I'll steam some blue crabs!! We can kick back and laugh at Texans.....common sport down this way!

Don't burn yer nertz....

[callmeslick]

maybe you steam different kinds of crabs than we do on the Chesapeake......oh, yeah, I almost forgot, Texas again!!

[Reservoir_Dog]

maybe you steam different kinds of crabs than we do on the Chesapeake......oh, yeah, I almost forgot, Texas again!!

In Texas, "steaming yer crabs" means crawling into the back seat with your sister.

[callmeslick]

or, in back of the pickup truck.

[Pudfark]

Real trucks don't have a backseat.

We carry our "Chips and Beer"....upfront.

It really is interesting to me....how much, Obama sez, he don't know?
He definitely believes in "relaxed" management, hands off and DADT.
Even Slick, doesn't know.

[Pudfark]

or, your mom.....

truly classless.

[callmeslick]

yeah, over the top, Pud.....I'll give the Texans the apology on that one.

[Pudfark]

Accepted.

[Reservoir_Dog]

BREAKING NEWS:

Reports out of Washington D.C. indicate that at 5:43 p.m. E.S.T today, President Barack Obama used a salad fork to eat crab cakes.
This confirms earlier reports that President Obama is out of control ..... AGAIN!
An unnamed White House spokesman also confirms that President Obama used his left hand to utilize the said fork.

NORAD has been placed at DEFCON 3.

[callmeslick]

Good God, Man!! He's lost all control now!!