How to Control people 101

[Pudfark]

How to control people 101

Control their education
Control their job, if they have one. (feds)
Control their money, welfare or unemployment
Control their health care
Make sure they are in debt to you
Disarm them
Control the media
Get rid of religion..only one deity, Obama
Destroy the family unit..."gay marriages".
Make everyone an "over night" felon.
Raise taxes so high, they can only eat out of yer hand

Take personal note to what already applies to you.
Feel free to add to the list...
Have a nice day.

[Barfly]

That's some pretty comprehensive citizenship reform Pud.

[Pudfark]

I see it as Slick's path to progressive prosperity and personal enrichment.

It's really hard to teach an old dog, new tricks.
Particularly, when it ain't yer dog.

[Buzz]

You're not far from Mexico.

Need some help moving?

[Pudfark]

Sure do...I got plenty of stuff to move.
I speak the language as well...
C'mon down, if'n ya can afford the gas.

[Buzz]

I can find gold faster than they can raise gas prices.

[callmeslick]

You're not far from Mexico.

Need some help moving?

I'll chip in for new luggage!!

[Pudfark]

Yeah, I'm sure you can....though, it's a dab difficult to hold onto it....
when you have a fly rod in the other hand.

[Pudfark]

You're not far from Mexico.

Need some help moving?

I'll chip in for new luggage!!

Might generous of ya....I'll let you carry it.
Could be the first real work ya ever done.