Get a grip on this...

[Pudfark]

Masturbate-A-Thon 2013 In Philadelphia Celebrates National Masturbation Month

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/0 ... ostpopular

You "Zoners" here need to support this liberal cause.
It's tax deductible and it's better'n a sticky wicket in cricket...

This puts a whole new perspective on the "off season".

[callmeslick]

it's part of a weekend of festivities celebrating Texas........

[Reservoir_Dog]

One has to wonder why Pud was drawn to that article in the first place.

[fatman]

Well i think i might be world champ

[callmeslick]

Way too much information, Fats.

[Pudfark]

One has to wonder why Pud was drawn to that article in the first place.

I was doing some liberal research and "came" across it at "Huff-Po"...I'm surprised, you didn't "catch it" first.

[Reservoir_Dog]

Oh look, the cheerleader tried to make a witty.
Someone give her some pom-poms.

[Pudfark]

Ooooooh...a stinging rebuke.
Delivered from a "reservoir" that has more traffic...than a toll road.