So much material,so little time. Public Service Announcment

[Pudfark]

Affordable Care Crisis Hot Line

Since the Website is perpetually down, please call:

1-800-ALL-WAIT
You'll love the music...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVX9RCPdOk8

Or:

If you want to speak to a Customer Representative?

1-976-HAN-DJOB
Service Charges will apply and satisfaction not guaranteed, period.

Old Pudfark sez: " If'n yer Piers Morgan? Ya can call 1-976-WAN-KJOB and talk to yerself, period. "

Oh...and if'n ya don't think this belongs here? Just call the number for Piers and file yer complaint with yerself, period.

[fatman]

Dont metion this then

Perk-packed version of ObamaCare for Congress - Members of Congress may have to enroll in ObamaCare, but that doesn’t mean that it’s the same smashed system ordinary Americans are facing. NYT details the perk-puffed version of ObamaCare for Congress: “…access to ‘in-person support sessions’ …a special Blue Cross and Blue Shield website for members of Congress and…. a ‘dedicated congressional health insurance plan assistance line’…Lawmakers can select from 112 options offered in the ‘gold tier’ of the District of Columbia exchange, far more than are available to most of their constituents.”