Help Obama...New Tax Ideas Wanted....

[Pudfark]

Here be a couple....

Fat tax....tax da fatties ass off....by the pound...

Breathing tax....everbodie will suck that'n up....an who sez air be free?

Here be a few credits:

Gay folks credit....cuz they already takes it up the ass...

Liberal credit....cuz they swallows everthing...

Lesbian credit...just cuz everbodie likes'em...

Old Pudfark sez: "Damn...no deductions this year"

[Soapy]

That sure looks like a balanced agenda whoo pee sure 'tis

I love Amirkee Y'all, it makes us look real intillegint and stuffs

[Pudfark]

Since it didn't cost nuthin...glad to be of hep...Soapy

Old Pudfark sez: " Y'all scrub yer own back...an I'll scrub mine "...

[Pudfark]

Soapy give me an idear fer a soap credit....The Dem's wulda shot it down...cuz they don't use none.....

How about'n a Conservative Tax...where'n if'n ya don't spend more than ya make...ya gots to pay a tax?

How's about a Car Tax...if'n yers is paid fer...ya gotta still keep on a payin.....?

Old Pudfark sez: " As long as everbodie owes the government, it be a democracy "

[callmeslick]

If only we could give Texas back to the Mexicans.........












(wouldn't help the deficit, but would up the national average IQ by at least 30 points)

[Pudfark]

If only we could give Texas back to the Mexicans.........

Slick...history musta been the class ya slept through....Texans fought for Texas..not the American Army...Texas was it's own country and then it voted to join the United States, of it's own free will...Texas still has the right to with draw from the U.S. This was part of the agreement...It wouldn't bother me a bit, hell, I would embrace us with drawing from the Union....If ya think the Arabs are hijacking ya on Oil Prices? Watch what we will charge you to refine it.....Hmmm..whats that new Yankee Smell? Oh, coal smoke...

By the way...we export more meskins than Pa or Va....so does Arizona...

A little dab more of Texas History...We also have the right to subdivide into four states and that was part of the agreement too.........

It just tickles me when you speak to an issue to which you know nothing about...

Old Pudfark sez: " Slick, ya got a history of being uninformed "

[Buzz]

Here be a couple....

Fat tax....tax da fatties ass off....by the pound...

Breathing tax....everbodie will suck that'n up....an who sez air be free?

Here be a few credits:

Gay folks credit....cuz they already takes it up the ass...

Liberal credit....cuz they swallows everthing...

Lesbian credit...just cuz everbodie likes'em...

Old Pudfark sez: "Damn...no deductions this year"

I'm cool so far.

No fish tax.

[callmeslick]

I was joking, Pud........don't worry, I'm up on my history, although the four-state clause thing was news to me. Interesting, I thought that got stricken from the agreement about 50 years in.

[ruggbutt]

If only we could give Texas back to the Mexicans.........

My gawd man, you have a little something something for mexicans don't you? You want 'em all over here illegally, and you wanna give back sovereign US territory that was bought and paid for.

Here's some kickass info. Laws are going into effect in AZ soon. You can be jailed for giving an illegal a ride in your car. Cops will be allowed to ask for proof of citizenship. Illegals will be arrested on sight when loitering in Home Depot (and other) parking lots. Considering our state is #1 in kidnapping (directly attributed to illegal aliens, not immigration cuz immigration is lawful) it looks like common sense has come to the forefront. I kinda like this change that Barry promised but had nothing to do with.

[Crusty]

Genuine lol........Old repubes using pseudonyms are feckin hoolarious