Half Breed

[Pudfark]

Obama

To all you "feckers" who keep calling him "black"...take note: He's half white.

I find it racially offensive to not make proper reference or deference to the white half.

Old Pudfark sez: " whut ya see...is whut ya get "

[Buzz]

Do you like tan better?

[Pudfark]

Nope...I like "checkered"....

[JoeA]

[ruggbutt]

I'm african american. Since all the hoity toity scientists are saying that all human life came out of africa then it seems it applies. Which is good cuz now I can stop putting caucasian on my government forms. In all reality I have no relatives I know from that are from the Caucasus or Asia.............Anyhow, it's good cuz now I can get me some free gubmint stuff and help from the NAACP. And god forbid they look at me and try to tell me I'm not african american. Cuz I'll get me the best ambulance chasing lawyer you ever saw and sue the feck out of them.

God I love affirmative action. Nice for a nigga to get a hand up.

[Pudfark]

My brutha.....nigga plz....



Old Pudfark sez: "Roots"

[Buzz]

I'm white.

DAMMIT!

[Pudfark]

Bearkilla....only as long as you say you are.....

[ruggbutt]

I'm white.

DAMMIT!

But if you say you're black you'll be asked to prove it. If it was vice versa you wouldn't. That's called reverse racism. And as a proud afro-american I'm ashamed of my bretheren.

[Pudfark]

Ruggstir...it is a lofty goal to achieve racial equality, it is a burden we must endure....so, I say to you my brutha...we must hold our "knappy" heads high and patiently await our day of resolution and recognition.....and it will come, in it's own progressive time....and the non-believers,voters..will pay fer it.......

Old Pudfark sez: " Is it a dew-rag or do-rag? "