Midlife crisis here I come!

[Reservoir_Dog]

Just got back from buying this.
All the young hotties are going to be all over me!
I'm such a stud now!

[Pudfark]

Nice looking scooter, congrats!
However, the only thing the "hotties" are gonna wanna sit on is the bike...

[Reservoir_Dog]

the only thing the "hotties" are gonna wanna sit on is the bike...

.... Yeah, on my lap. Sitting backwards. Topless.

[HappyHappy]

the only thing the "hotties" are gonna wanna sit on is the bike...

.... Yeah, on my lap. Sitting backwards. Topless.

You would prefer your man that way?
LMAO, Callmeshit would happily oblige you!

HH

[ChipznBeer]

Just got back from buying this.
All the young hotties are going to be all over me!

Well hopefully not in a car/bike wreck sort of way!

[HappyHappy]

Just got back from buying this.
All the young hotties are going to be all over me!

Well hopefully not in a car/bike wreck sort of way!

Preferrably a cement truck head on

HH

[Reservoir_Dog]

Preferrably a cement truck head on

Your jealousy demeans you.
I'll be dripping with hot bitches while you're at home fapping to pictures of Richard Nixon.

[callmeslick]

Preferrably a cement truck head on

Your jealousy demeans you.

oh, come on Res.....at this point, what could that moron say that could POSSIBLY demean him further? That's like telling vermin that flatulance would demean them, or something like that...

I'll be dripping with hot bitches while you're at home fapping to pictures of Richard Nixon.

now THAT is demeaning to Richard Nixon, to be sure.

[HappyHappy]

I got to admit Callmeshit, you and your pet Chimp are doing your best to drive people away.
I will stay till the end, just for you.

Trust me on one thing, you are pure hate, no substance.

HH

[Reservoir_Dog]

now THAT is demeaning to Richard Nixon, to be sure.

And he's dead!