Aussies tend to drink some beer, then the next day they get up for work, drink some beer. On the way to work they might have a bit of a fight, followed by some beer.
Then when they get to the school or college they lecture at, they have a beer, shout bonzer! strip bollock starkers naked!
And then have a beer.
After work, a beer, some barbie, some beer, write a novel or play some Aussie rules ( or both ) have a beer.
And then to relax, they tend to open a good book, have a beer, close the book, and have a cold beer ( just to be cosmopolitan ) have another beer ( which now makes it actually 2 beers ) and then have another beer.
At some point they shout ( between beers ) 200 years and more away from the Crown, at which point they head to the pub called The Crown, and have a well deserved beer.
Bloody Aussies
