So, I get a call from "Microsoft".....

[HappyHappy]

So, I get a call from "Microsoft".....
In a HEAVY Indian accent he says "we are calling to warn you that your computer has been hacked".

Way cool. I think and ask him what operating system I am using.

He says he does not have or give out that information.

I then ask him what IP addresses I use?

Again he does not have or give out that information.

Hmmmm, I am in chain yanking mode, so I am wasting as much of his time
as I possibly can.

He demanded passwords in a threatening manner
I could be sued and or fined for non cooperation.

Last question is what phone number are you calling??????

Click.

Good fun on Christmas eve

[fatman]

I go the other way, is tsrat asking them about the colour and size of their mum nipples how their sisters or grandmas vejayjay tastes like just get dirty with them they hang up and funnily enough they tend not to call back