Push phone calls.....

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Push phone calls.....

Post by HappyHappy »

Love em, I just love fucking with their puny minds.

Ring, ring, ring

Hello

Him: Hi I am doing a survey of YOUR neighborhood for whatsamatta U and joe's news network. (I don't remember the bogus names this idiot used)

Me: What neighbothood are you referring to?

Him: You live in NH don't you?

Me: Yes indeed.

Him: I have a few questions about the candidates.

Me: Where are you calling from?

Him: New York.

Me: (already realizing this is a Hillary push call) what party are you pushing?

Him: we are not pushing anything.

Me: This is obviously a Hillary push call.

Him: You are voting for Hillary?

Me: No way in Hell. I am what you call a RUBBER STAMP REPUBLICAN I don't vote for Fascists or Communists.

As I shut off the cell phone I hear him YELL "WE ARE NOT FASCISTS OR COMMUNISTS!"

Snapping sound as cell phone closes...

Fukkem.
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You're sooooooooooooo tolerant! :lol:
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Commieshit/RD is an EXCEPTIONAL asshole, that should qualify him.
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You're soooooooooo tolerant! :lol:
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HappyHappy wrote:Commieshit/RD is an EXCEPTIONAL asshole, that should qualify him.
there's two of us nitwit. Not only intolerant, but rude on the phone and a dick. As usual.
Pudfark wrote: Mon May 29, 2017 11:15 am I live in Texas....you live in America.
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LMAO, a layer cake of ignorance!
I am not reading your CRAP Commieshit, even from your alter ego!
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THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF SLAPPY'S INTOLERANT BEHAVIOR!
I'M UNFRIENDING HIM ON FACEBOOK !!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

stop that!! I hurt myself a bit, laughing.
Pudfark wrote: Mon May 29, 2017 11:15 am I live in Texas....you live in America.
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LMAO, a layer cake of ignorance!
I am not reading your CRAP Commieshit, even from your alter ego!
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HappyHappy wrote:LMAO, I'm a layer cake of ignorance!
nah, more like a fruitcake.
Pudfark wrote: Mon May 29, 2017 11:15 am I live in Texas....you live in America.
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