The Pudfark "I served" conundrum.

[Reservoir_Dog]

I figured it out. It's all crystal clear. It was right in front of our noses the entire time.

Pud is completely full of bullshit.

He's never actually come straight out and said he served. He just INSINUATES that he has. He says things like "You never served, bitch" or "I was the one they called when the shit hit the fan" or "While I was out in the rain...in the 'thick' of it" ... but he's never actually come straight out and said "I served". He just INSINUATES that he has!
He's full of shit, but Pud probably thinks that's okay because ... after all ... it's just the internet. Right? No harm, no foul. Right?

But here's the kicker. He won't tell HOW he served.
He desperately avoids actually telling HOW he served. No matter how many times he's been asked, he deflects the question EVERY TIME.

And here's why.
If Pud says he served ... and it's a lie ... that's THEFT OF HONOR! And Pud doesn't want to cross that line. He doesn't what to be an HONOR THIEF. Not wanting to be an HONOR THIEF is admirable. But why then did he take his bullshit there in the first place? Internet bravado? Keyboard bravery? ... Most likely.

And now he's saying bullshit like "I don't like to talk about it" and "I just did it for myself".
BULLSHIT!
If he doesn't like to talk about it and he just did it for himself ... why does he take every possible opportunity he can get to throw it in Slick's face?!?!

Pud never served.
Pud is completely full of shit.
He's just a wanna-be HONOR THIEF who can't pull the trigger!

[callmeslick]

probably got rejected for service due to mental health issues.

[Pudfark]

Seems I 'rekt' you two...pretty good. I can see yer tears from here. You two try so hard to tear decent folk down to your level and always with the excuse....that you don't have to raise yourself up. While that's expected and prolly respected in Canada....it's rejected here by real men. Same said fer Slick.

Neither of you make an attempt to build the world...only to disrespect it and tear it down..to your depth.
It makes me feel good, knowing, I never had to put myself at risk...for the likes of you. I silently laugh everyday, that those who do? You are running off. I hope to see the day, when in distraught desperation, you pick the phone up...call for 'help'...and nobody answers, cares or comes. You like many other folks in history...will then have shared a similar thought..................and fate.

It makes me giggle...you two will 'write for your rights'...you just won't 'fight for your rights'...then yer lack of balls, you denigrate those who will and do. Sad...you two ain't worth the time or the bullet.

[Reservoir_Dog]

Yet again Pud deflects.
Lies upon lies.

[Pudfark]

Yet again Pud deflects.
Lies upon lies.

We all know...that made yer panties..moist.