Canada fact #22

[fatman]

Americans have invaded Canada twice, in 1775 and 1812. They lost both times.

[Pudfark]

good decision....

[Reservoir_Dog]

Americans have invaded Canada twice, in 1775 and 1812. They lost both times.

Actually, it's 7 times. And they lost 7 times.

[Pudfark]

still a good decision. Seems they got bored from slapping around the 'Jerry's kids' there...then went home to beat their wives in Delaware.

[Reservoir_Dog]

After the 7th attempt it got a little annoying.
So we overran the city of Detroit, captured Fort Mackinac, and then burned your White House to the ground.
Then we went back home, had a few beers and watched the hockey game.


BTW, honor thief ... playing the wife beating card is a new low, even for you.
You must have your dress all in a ruffle.

[callmeslick]

he's busy beating the 'I served' drum elsewhere. Does he realize we double over laughing at his attempts at salvaging a trace of honor?

[Pudfark]

at 'honor thief' Seems y'all know that you'll never be accused of that...you'd have to do something first. Other'n lay around on yer cowardly butts...running yer mouth and doing nothing for nobody...prolly, not even yer families? Sad, though entertaining...sorta like Rosie O'Donnell...getting hit by a train.

[Reservoir_Dog]

The only thing you've ever "served" is French fries.

[Pudfark]

The only thing you've ever "served" is French fries.

Never worked at one of those places. Though, I served you 'up'...plenty here, supersized.
Note: Out of my deep and abiding respect for Chipz and her 'rescue' of you? I'll let ya have the 25th of June....off.

[fatman]

Ahem honor is spelt honour